The Spyder and the Fly…

Armed with a camera, they decided they could earn eternal YouTube fame by videotaping “Gibby” urinating on the Ferrari

by John Draneas

It was a nice day in Ontario, Canada, so a Ferrari owner decided to take a top-down drive in his 360 Spyder. During his motoring, he decided to make a stop to run an errand at a shopping mall. He found a safe parking place and left the top down while he went in “just for a minute.” When he returned to his Ferrari, he discovered that he had lost his key somewhere in the mall. A call to his Ferrari dealer hit a dead end. It was a weekend, and a new key couldn’t be made until Monday.

The mall’s security staff offered to move the car to an underground parking area for safekeeping. But the owner was worried the car might be damaged while being moved, and he decided it was best to leave it where it was. The security staff placed a tarp over the car and posted stanchions and rope around it to keep people away, which was about all they could really do under the...